What Your Breakfast Says About You

what your breakfast says about you

What does the crystal ball say about you according to your breakfast?

Let the judgement begin…

Coffee

black coffee

The sun is up and you hate the world. Let the colour of your cup of jo reflect your soul.

Eggs and Bacon

bacon and eggs

You’re a classic badass meatatarian who likes smokey tastes and crispy textures. You also get right to the meat and potatoes of a situation and deal with them head on. People never have to say, “be a man” to you.

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Cold Cereal + Milk

cold cereal

You’re not fully awake yet. Neither are your taste buds and that’s understandable. A lot of people process on auto until around 11am too. But extra kudos to you if you’re eating The Best Cereal In the Whole Wide World.

Cold Pizza and Milk

cold pizza and milk

Too lazy to cook. Let’s take out some leftovers. You like savory and also like doughy textures. You wash your food down with some milk because flour paired with any other kind beverage is gross.

Oatmeal and Peanut Butter

oatmeal + peanut butter

You’re a classic vegan instagrammer who thrives on hearty bowls made with love. You make the bland decorative and the tasteless tasty with toppings.

Hash Browns

hashbrown

You are HUNGRY when you wake up and ready to turn up the heat! Nothings starts your fire like a hot breakfast. You like crispy edges and the satisfying crunch of crunchy foods. You eat through your ears, it’s no wonder you like loud food. And you like crushing things, in general. You are a worthy opponent. Congratulations.

Toast

toast

You’re speedy and short on time, the grab-and-go kind of person who likes to have hand food. Most likely, your lunch will include a wrap or sandwhich. You might also be a runner.

Muffins, Waffles, Pancakes, Crepes!

waffles

You’re a momma’s boy who has an appreciation for gourmet french food. You like food to be sweet and look nice. You also like to have your dessert first before the main meal and if it were up to you, muffins comes before main meal, thank you very much. Also, you spend hours looking for a fancy font before writing your essay. Your favourite holiday is either Halloween or your birthday and you are a decorative fellow who has the ~extra~ kitchen appliances that nobody really needs like heart shaped cookie cutters and a spork eats with placemats.

You’re pretty extra, in a cool way.

Cake

chocolate cake

Why bother cook? You always have leftover food from all the crazy I-can’t-even-remember-what-happened-last-night party. You’re a people person, or you’re just really lonely so you befriend the cake.

Anything Cheesey

cheese plate

Are you sure you’re not a mouse? Creamy textures and milky goodness are the bee’s knees. You could eat cheese itself just melted on a plate if you wanted to(in fact you do this in secret). You also like soups and gooey textures and are good at French kissing.

a linkup with Jenn, Amanda, Heather, and Becky.

What category do you belong to? What fortunes would you like to be told next time?



  • I guess I have a black soul (coffee) and am a badass meatatarian. Love this!

  • That was a fun analysis of personality and breakfast foods. I am different people on different days…but always with coffee!

  • Jasmine

    I always have a coffee and oatmeal with peanut butter! I usually stick to that unless it’s a special occasion or there are waffles around!!

  • Hungry_Healthy_Happy

    My breakfast says I like the same thing. I pretty much have poached eggs every day.

  • Annmarie L

    These are all hilarious and true. I am a black coffee and toast breakfast gal. My soul is black and I am busy…the end 😉

  • You’ve got me pegged! Overnight oats and Instagram … guilty as charged! 🙂

  • Khushboo Thadani

    Haha I’ve been on an oatmeal kick lately and your description sounds just about right…delicious toppings and a strong love for Instagram 😉

  • The mouthwaterfullness of all this is way too powerful.You’ve basically got most of my favorite foods picture here!

  • Michele Rosen

    I fit the bacon and eggs character pretty well 🙂

  • Hahaha. I have a big cup of black coffee every morning. But it takes me from a horrible horrible person to human.

  • It’s early and I’m hungry. This post just made me starving!! #wowlinkup

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  • haha love this! wonder what a smoothie says?!

  • Amanda H

    Lol. I am always hating life in the morning hence the coffee 🙂 #wowlinkup

  • cute post love the coffee and the eggs (no meat) for me

  • What if … YOU DON’T eat breakfast?!?!?! 😉

  • lol… this is pretty funny! I am definitely a few of these except for the PB and oats bowl. Cant stand it.

  • Sherry

    Nice funny post! My option isn’t up there, I usually have a Shake for breakfast. #wowlinkup

  • Haha! These are funny- #wowlinkup

  • Miss Polkadot

    What does my fortune read like if I’m telling you I eat kabocha for breakfast? With almond butter. It’s my piece of cake and vegan as well so I figure I’m a semi-people person making food with love?! Haha.

  • Love this! I’ll eat nearly any of these things for breakfast (or really any other time of the day LOL). #wowlinkup

  • Oh wow – I am in the eggs and bacon category hands down. Oatmeal is great but never enough for my belly. #wowlinkup

  • Bri Wilson

    Haha, this is cute 🙂 I love my big bowl of love/oatmeal and I suppose I’m 90% vegan, save for the plain Greek yogurt I put in it!

  • Mwahaha! My current breakfast isn’t in here –> smoothies all the way! But I’ve spent a lot of time in the oatmeal camp, and even played around in the pizza one 🙂

  • Ms.J

    Bahhahaa my black soul adores this fun game! I’m a vegan in disguise apparently…also a momma’s girl on occasion while being very on board with leftover cake for breakfast 😀 .

  • On your list I’m sometimes cold cereal & milk, sometimes oatmeal. I also have just yogurt, yogurt & cereal, or just a granola bar. All these are eaten at work so I’ve been up over 2 hours…

  • Thanks for letting me know I’m a badass meatatarian who hates the world. lol. 🙂

  • Markita @SweshFit

    Coffee all day! This is the cutest post ever #wowlinkup

  • Haha! This post was so cute. I’m oatmeal and pb to a tee 🙂 🙂